Monday, August 10, 2009

Overheard in the street

The scene: A group of teenagers in tuxedos yelling up at a youth apartment building, pre some kind of Prom.

The guys are yelling up at the friend shouting "Get your cock out!, show us your cock!" multiple times but he refuses. Then one of them decides that the cock might be "A bit gay", so one of them asks for "a nut". The unseen friend taunts at them that he will show them his nuts.

So the guys agreeing that this is not gay anymore, start a clap-a-long chant:

Nuts out!
Get your nuts out!
Get your nuts out for the boys!

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Sunday, August 02, 2009

Overheard in the street

The scene: Two middle aged women and a man jogging down the street, they approach a women's accessories store.

Mary: Ooh Lynn, that's a groovy handbag! *stops to look*

Man: (frustrated at yet another distraction) Oh come on! Mary!!

Lynn: *mischievously grins and stops to look*

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